boolax3:

I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you’re going to need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.

boolax3:

I have a wig for every single person in the office. You never know when you’re going to need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.

(via calisa1212)

wigs

There is no better gift to give someone than that of music.

The Guide To Success

I love that you are loyal
Love that you got passion
Love that you take noble stands
Kid, really I do
Really I do

But loyal isn’t business
Passion isn’t prudent
You’re not allowed to make demands
Kid, really it’s true
I’m telling you

And you’re much too young to know better
And you’ve gotten yourself in a mess
So before I send your death letter
I’ll recite you the guide to success
Free of charge, here’s the guide to success:

Never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it’s safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don’t dispute
And if it turns violent make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So throw out your baby and murder your friends

And really it is simple
Really it’s been proven
Really it is what is done
Kid, it’s just what you
Are supposed to do

And I don’t get your confusion
Don’t get your persistence
Especially when there’s no one
Who’s supporting you
Kid, you know it’s true

And you’re much too young to give orders
And you’re just too stubborn to see
Just repeat after me:

Never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it’s safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don’t dispute
And if it turns violent make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So slice off your balls and then murder your friends

And I think you need to think about what you’re doing with your life
And I think you need to think about why everyone hates you
And I think you need to think about all these choices that you make
'Cause you've gone too far and done too much
And nobody’s gonna touch you
Nah, nobody’s gonna touch you
Ever again

So you wielded your attack fist
And now you’re on the blacklist
Tell me, sonny, was it worth it?
Does it feel as good
As you thought it would?

Now go play in your sandbox
You and your little posse
We got a bigger box to fill
With people who will
Kill

And go and shout all about us
That we’re cold and old and unfair
'Cause we may not know what we're doing
But we’re each of us a millionaire
So really kid, we don’t really care
We got some wisdom to share

Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it’ll pass
And you’ll be fine
Young man

Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it’ll pass
And you’ll be fine
Young man

Exploit everybody who helped you
Put all of your faith in swine
Kiss some ass, it’ll pass
And you’ll be fine
Young man
Fine, young man
Fine, young man

And never say what you really feel
Why make a choice when it’s safer just to make a deal?
Stay away from what causes a stir or offends
Keep your heart silent, don’t dispute
And if it turns violent make sure you know who to shoot
And eventually every relationship ends
So throw out your baby and murder your friends
Ignore all your feelings and murder your friends
And don’t be a baby and don’t make a fuss
And hopefully one day you won’t murder us

This shit is absolutely brilliant.

(Source: ninewheels)

Joe Iconis The Guide To Success artists

tylerchokely:

warmpastry:

holy fucking shit

these people cant be real

Well her leg definitely wasn’t.

(Source: sonastyandsorude, via versacekardashian)

ladyhistory:

lizzywhimsy:

I’ve been promising ladyhistory that I’d pick up the Mr. Washington Kindergarten teacher series again, so, this is me working on trying to get back to it! 

(the t shirt is available here)

THIS IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION I LOVE IT

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